Pop has been having difficulty steering his stream of pee into
the toilet. He seems to miss the mark every time. The urine usually ends on his
slippers or on the floor in front of the toilet. We have tried the usual methods
to encourage accurate aim. Cheerios and bulls eye targets floating in the bowl
have not had the desired results. So Mom decided to take things into her own
hands…literally. She follows Pop into the bathroom and holds it for him while
he pees. My husband remarked, “it gives a whole new meaning to the marriage vows…to
have and to hold.”
Quote from the book, The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed Out
the Window and Disappeared:
"The 100-year-old man set off in his pee-slippers (so called because men of advanced age rarely pee farther than their shoes)" Pop is just 2 years shy of the 100-year mark.
