Sunday, May 13, 2018

Happy Mother's Day

The week prior to celebrating Mother's Day, Mom is her more than agreeable self, full of her usual wit, charm and sarcasm. Here are quoteable quotes for the week.

Husband: Mom I'm going to Walmart, do you need anything?
Mom (short and terse): NO
Husband (persistent): They have hats and scarves 50% off.
Mom just scowls
Husband arrives home with everything on his list and more, presents Mom with day old bakery items.
Mom: I should've asked for the hat and scarf.

Granddaughters arrive for the weekend to celebrate Mother's day. Hannah the oldest says to Clara just one year younger, lets go play MomMom and PopPop. They climb into the respective recliners and Hannah says. "I'm MomMom because I get the remote."


Soon after Clara says she has to go to the bathroom. Hannah says, we can use MomMom's potty. Clara is hesitant and finally explains why, "I don't want to use that one." (not sure which one)