Poop in Pot?
NO, NO, I think not
Poop on Pop.
Turd in toilet?
NO, NO not yet
Turd in trashcan.
Crap in the can?
NO Sir, NO Ma'am
Crap on the carpet
S@#t on seat?
Yes, Yes, it's quite a feat
S#@t on seat
S#@t on slippers?
Yes, ma'am, Yes, sir
S#@t on slippers
Poop in Pot?
NO, NO, I think not
Poop on Pop.
