Here is a rundown of my day:
6:00 AM Rise and Shine
7:15 at work preparing math and reading lessons for the school day
3:00 pretty good day, students leave on the bus
4:00 finish up grading papers and leave work
4:15 at the mall to get watch battery for Pop
5:00 arrive home to start second job and hear Mom screeching at Pop.
5:02 hand Pop his watch sans a thank you, discover reason for screeching
5:03 greeted by yellow and brown water seeping from their toilet and flooding the bathroom floor
5:04 throw down old towels to delay the inevitable
5:05 change into bio-hazard suit and begin plunging
5:17 still plunging
6:09 bend wire hanger to try to fish out offending clog
6:35 head to store to buy Liquid Plumber
7:00 still clogged
7:48 husband arrives home to meet frazzled wife
7:49 after brief update, takes over CPR (compress, plunge, repeat)
8:07 head to Home Depot to purchase Sooper Dooper Pooper Blaster AKA 3' Heavy Duty Cable Auger (the kind you hope you never have to use)
9:08 clog is cleared, towels in large trash bag, last remnants of wadded up toilet paper wiped up
9:09 PM dispose of bio-hazard suit
9:09 PM Pop waiting patiently to use the bathroom
9:15 PM sit down to dinner. For some reason we aren't very hungry
See post dated February 9, 2012, Name that Turd (nearly a year to the date of this environmental disaster)
